dysfunctionalunit:
“ makinaro:
“ This guy consistently spits the greatest wisdom.
”
I was thinking that that movie sounded awesome
”

dysfunctionalunit:

makinaro:

This guy consistently spits the greatest wisdom.

I was thinking that that movie sounded awesome

(via thoroughlyunamused-deactivated2)

I see all these people around me take risks in life like changing careers or trying to make a relationship work that is doomed and I’m over here like Google mapping the nearest gas station when I hit a quarter tank, and paying my loans ahead just in case.

Half my conversations lately

Half my conversations lately

(via masalababe)

Father, son and feline yoga (yesterday).

Father, son and feline yoga (yesterday).

Warrior pose

Warrior pose

telapathetic:

when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily

image

(via unsounded)

theoriginals-gifs:

An old friend from Mystic Falls stops by New Orleans. (x)

What do you do with those thoughts that need an outlet, when there isn’t anyone to listen, or when they just won’t hear you….

bearhatalice:

thedoubleclicks:

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

the lego movie

the matrix

pacific rim

now that I’ve learned I can’t unsee it

The more I think about it, I am not so sure I want a Black Widow movie any more.

I seriously thought this was about the tv show Chuck. It is literally the entire plot of the series. 

(via wilwheaton)

sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

(via princess-squish-xo)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

animationfx:

hawlooh:

grypwolf:

… AND THAT IS THE WAY I MAKE FIRE! Simple and messy “how to gry”.
I will add quick smoke tutorial / step by step too Just wait. \o/

EDIT: Sorry for small images >8C I am not good with tumblr image sizes and I have never understood them. But by copying the image URL you can see bigger sized images!

art resources, fire

Awesome! thanks grypwolf

(via petitedeath)

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

deep

(via serdstse)

(via staceyandherboys-deactivated201)

Every moment when the ultra-buff turtles are on screen, busting each other’s chops, doing human beat-box routines and ineptly pitching woo at Megan Fox (because they’re, you know, teenagers) was so acutely painful that I had to draw on my own ninja training and reflect intensively on the transitory nature of all phenomena, just to fend off the profound yearning for death. The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is terrible. (via wilwheaton)

(via thoroughlyunamused-deactivated2)